I just came back from 2+ weeks of vacation. Wow… So here is the first (of many I hope) Chili Pepper top ten lists:

Top Ten Reasons Coming Back from 2 Weeks Vacation is Bad:
10. You hear “Welcome Back” 100 times a day for the next month.
9. Reason number ten forces you to sing the theme to “Welcome Back, Kotter” all day long.
8. Your once beautiful desk plants have not be watered and now resemble a desert scene from Star Wars.
7. Your co-workers are bitter… and you still haven’t figured out why, it not like you came back with a tan or anything.
6. The pile of mail that they left on your desk must have your paycheck in there somewhere, right?
5. All the calendars in your office are still on July and it is confusing the heck out of you… it is August now, right?
4. Vogue business styles have changed and so now all your clothes are out of date and considered un-professional.
3. Apparently there was a purchase policy change of some sort while you were gone, so now all your office supplies are missing. I still cannot find a pen.
2. All your passwords expired.
1. Your email inbox shows 2,782 new emails…

Welcome Back, Welcome Back, Welcome Back!

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